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Hello my name's D'Arcy. My blog is mostly comedy gold, but I also post fandom-y things, or whatever it is that tickles my fancy. My hobbies include laughing and smiling, occasionally chuckling heartily. Feel free to ask me how I afford my rock and roll lifestyle.

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somewhere in the world there’s somebody out there listening to Lip Gloss by lil mama and I just think that’s beautiful

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

So I pokemon-fusioned and

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the MAJESTY

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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